NYE party panning commences... well, continues...

Phoenix 2010 Zombie Walk (Oc t29, ,2010)

the littlest zombie

Tucson was much fun!

Terry and Rex with me! They were fun folks and I hope to be visiting them in the near future (oh, and I will bring Mary along, too.)

Tucson Zombie Crawl Oct 2010

Come See me!

Tucson Zombie Crawl - I will be there tomorrow, will you?

Two Words...

Zombie Roadkill

Histerical!

i THinK I wILL bE buzeE this munTH

http://www.downtownphoenix.com/what-to-do/event/38821-downtown-phoenix-zombie-walk-2010

http://www.zombiewalk.com/forum/showthread.php?t=2732

http://www.zombiewalk.com/forum/showthread.php?t=2832

http://www.lostzombies.com/forum/topics/2035037:Topic:237386

Zombie whah?

ya, so I wanted to combine the word 'zombie' with some of my usual words I throw into conversation for a bit of surrealnessisity... So, I'm googling...

Zombie Squid:



Zombie Banana:



and you might not believe someone already made this combination - Zombie Coelecanth

Lil Ollie. ain't he cute?

The Dead Can't Dance trailer from Rod Pocowatchit on Vimeo.

QuakeCon 2010

The weather is here... wish you were beautiful....

I really wanted to be there and get photos with all you guys, but my handler doesn't know where to get legal brains in Texas yet. Not sure if there are any with enough nutritional value to keep me from eating you guys. So as not to make you guys fight for your lives offline, she kept me here and will be siccing me on fetish heat folks tonight in Phoenix.

QuakeCon'ers! I'd like to apologize for not thinking ahead to get your survey up yet. I was aiming for Saturday nite, cuz I figured that's when you'd be hard at it... and that after you used my condom, you'd wake up wanting food, see the matchbook on the floor and decide you want to find out more about me....

So much for the lack of zombie baby doll bbbbrrrraaaaiiiinnnnnssss. My handler sure as hell didn't help.

Well, now that my guardian hellion (aka sexy minion) has woken me up, I will get going on giving you guys some stuff to win!

Can I get a witness? Can I get a 'Hell Yeah!'

In a couple hours look for a tab on the site especially designed for you guys entitled "QuakeConSurvey"

Maybe next year.....

Steven Slater

Honey, this zombie baby has had a lot of customer service jobs. A LOT!

I have lived my fantasies vicariously through Steven Slater, baby. I've tried to get the real poop on what happened, but you can never really get the same story. But you know you've been there. You wanted to do it. Maybe not jump outta a plane, but shit, you wanted to let that 'customer' know that "NO THE CUSTOMER ISN'T ALWAYS RIGHT and they are fucking lucky to still be alive because I'm not quite going postal on them."

If he's been working airlines for 20 years, something tells me he's been a pretty decent host, or he would have been fired years ago. He just reached that point and decided the crap wasn't worth it any more.

Steven, I sure don't blame ya. I'm also glad you chose to go nuts in a way where you managed not to hurt any one (well, besides the 20Gs it will cost to replace the door). I am glad you popped some sleepy eyes open all around the world saying that we are just not going to take too much shit, so watch the fuck out, biatches!

and, thank you for letting me live through you, as I just can't get up the nerve to do anything like this. You got bawls of brass!
Free Steven Slater!

Zombies are Coming!

Much Muchier... Share your Muchness!: JULY 13, 2010

Much Muchier... Share your Muchness!: JULY 13, 2010: "I will be out running errands and creating havoc (in the form of joy) today! If you found a muchness tag card, respond with your comment he..."

My First Magazine Cover

Do you not know me yet?

Honey, I'm all that and a bag of whips!

Zombies in Car Crash

Who let these Zombies drive?

Reading

This zombie baby likes to read. Today I am reading a book on William S Burroughs to my lil friends, Tigger and Wallace. They are mostly enjoying the very visual layout of the book, they don't care so much about the subject. Me, on the other had am trying to figure out if WSB was a psycho- or sociopath. Seems he was missing the 'empathy' gene or something. And I'm sure the drugs didn't help.

I'm not into drugs myself, I think life is plenty interesting enough without them. Not to mention, who's gonna sell to a zombie baby anyway...

I'm hungry, time for Naked Lunch...

RARE! High-functioning Zombie Signs complete song!

Horns and Halos presents

will be here for photo op!

Lords of Acid and Thrill Kill Cult
playing together
at the Venue in Snottsdale

CLICK HERE

come have fun!

June 2010 Flagstaff Gay Pride

Come have your picture taken with me at June 2010 Flagstaff Gay Pride!!!

I will be there only on Saturday.

See the link for Phoenix Pride above.

Boy! I'm pooped!

I hit First Fridays and Club Tranzylvania tonight.

There were so many really nice folks that let my handler take pictures of them holding me. It was fun.


I got a new onesie from these guys!

I will have to write more tomorrow, when I'm not so dead tired....

6/4/2010 - TONITE

I will be at First Fridays Artwalk in Phoenix tonight! It is sponsored by Art Link

After that I will be at Club Tranzylvania!

Come on out and get your picture taken with ME!

I'm still at Big Lots!

Bwahahaha! Got a text today from my handler's bestest fiend who said my post card is still in the cooler at Big Lots! If you are in Apache Junction at the Big Lots, come and get me!

Where's Sara?

My handler took me out shopping today with our friend, Andrea. She had to get silly-fun party supplies and we hit a couple locations in AJ. I signed a few cards and left them around Big Lots! and Goodwill.

If you happened to find one of my postcards, please fill out the survey on mareezmeat.com - you may win a prize!

I finally met...

... my youngest fan. We got comfy and just nodded off. Ain't we sweet?

MareezMeat.com is improved

OK, I took my lil plastic fists and did a little website coding tonight.... please check it out.

It's not bad for a zombie baby, huh?

there are links to:
- First Fridays
- Phoenix Gay Pride
- Zombie Ball

Anyone is welcome to download pics. If you would, just give credit to mareezmeat.com. If you would prefer not to give credit, no worries, just have fun.

Youngest Fan

My youngest fan... Ollie. Ain't he sweet?

Who Commented on My Blog?

I had a note that I needed to approve a comment, but when I clicked the link, I got a message that says... There are no comments.

Phooey! So, if I mistakenly deleted your comment, please write again... I'm lonely. :(

And, as a zombie baby with plastic fists, it's kinda hard to use a keyboard, so I prolly screwed it up. :(

Phoenix Gay Pride 2010

I had no idea it was the 30th anniversary of Phoenix Pride! What a party! Berlin and Joan Jett played. I'm not very old, so my handler had to fill me in on who they are. I must say, I could have been happy in the 80's.

I got there around 1pm, and couldn't take the heat, Dead flesh and sun don't really go together well, so I went to a friend's till around 5 and went back.

I couldn't believe how many people came up to me and my handler asking to take a picture with me. Everyone was so welcoming. I met so many wonderful folks I will be uploading the pictures as soon as I can, but heck, I'm a zombie baby, so it will take a day or two at least. I'm still learning about the Intarwebs.

Someone even asked to take me home, to Portland, if memory serves. But I like it at Mary's pretty good, so she will be sending them a new zombie baby. So, I guess I gotta start biting some dolls. ;) I am pretty sure I'd have liked it there, too. It's just that well, Mary saved me from GoodWill and all. I feel a bit of loyalty.

um... zombie vs shark? WTF

Zombie Ball 2010

Wow, I picked a good night to get outta da haus! I got my handler to dress up as a zombie and she took me to the Zombie Ball (an event put on by Horns and Halos, hosted by James Bound) at the Venue in Snottsdale.



There were so many fellow zombies there. It's way nice knowing you aren't the only one. It gets lonely 'living' among the actual living. My handler is wonderful, but ... she's just not dead, m-kay? She just doesn't know how painful it can be to have folks stare at you thinking you want nothing but their brains. I need a dose of my own kind every now and then.

Here's me a couple of days ago looking at the flyer I would be handing out tonight. I fell in love with myself. I spent the entire day looking at me. See how wonderful?



I want to thank EVERYONE who allowed me to have my picture taken with them You guys were so supportive! I had no idea I would feel so welcomed. (makes one all verklemt)

I also want to thank a special gal pal photographer friend of mine. She's another one of my living friends, but I don't hold that against her. She can look pretty dead when she wants to. I will hold off thanking her by name until I receive approval to post her name here. She's a professional photographer in the living world and well, you know how it is my fellow zombies... folks aren't always to kind to folks who befriend us.

I wanted to let you guys know your photos will be posted as soon as possible. My handler has a 'real job' and that kinda takes precedence over the fun stuff. Damn, Capricorns and their priorities. She seems to think that because we are already dead, we can wait a little more. Oh, well, I shouldn't complain, she keeps me supplied in bbbrrrraaaaiiinnnsss after all. (what, did you think I was vegan?)

OK, I know I'm dead and all, but I'm TIRED. Thank you all again for making my night. Sweet dreams.

ZOMBIE'S GOTTA SLEEEEP!

-Sara Femme

2 April Fools

I wanted to take a moment to wish two lovely, artistic, creative and intelligent men a happy belated birthday... but I'll settle for wishing a happy birthday to...

Mike (Furry Mike) Zajak
and
Stephen to the G, Roy

Happy Birthday Fellas!

- Sara Femme

First Fridays... apparently not

I wanted to be seen at First Fridays tonight, but my 'handler' was not feeling well. She looked a little... um, undead... green around the gills.

Anyhoo, since I can't reach the gas pedal and steering wheel at the same time, and I don't have any minions as of yet, I had to stay home... boo/hiss.

I will, however, be seen at the Zombie Ball, where I may leave a glass slipper for my prince. Ahhhhhhhh, my prince... of darkness.

Photo Op!!!

I will be at Phoenix First Fridays - April 2 - photo op and autographs! spread the dead word! http://www.artlinkphoenix.com/

My Usual Look

ok, I finally got rid of the mummy look, how you likey?

So you think I'm a mummy?

... ah, I don't think so. This was last year's Halloween costume my mom made me for the office party. I'm a zombie, not a musty ole' mummy. Get it straight.