Lil Ollie. ain't he cute?

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QuakeCon 2010

The weather is here... wish you were beautiful....

I really wanted to be there and get photos with all you guys, but my handler doesn't know where to get legal brains in Texas yet. Not sure if there are any with enough nutritional value to keep me from eating you guys. So as not to make you guys fight for your lives offline, she kept me here and will be siccing me on fetish heat folks tonight in Phoenix.

QuakeCon'ers! I'd like to apologize for not thinking ahead to get your survey up yet. I was aiming for Saturday nite, cuz I figured that's when you'd be hard at it... and that after you used my condom, you'd wake up wanting food, see the matchbook on the floor and decide you want to find out more about me....

So much for the lack of zombie baby doll bbbbrrrraaaaiiiinnnnnssss. My handler sure as hell didn't help.

Well, now that my guardian hellion (aka sexy minion) has woken me up, I will get going on giving you guys some stuff to win!

Can I get a witness? Can I get a 'Hell Yeah!'

In a couple hours look for a tab on the site especially designed for you guys entitled "QuakeConSurvey"

Maybe next year.....

Steven Slater

Honey, this zombie baby has had a lot of customer service jobs. A LOT!

I have lived my fantasies vicariously through Steven Slater, baby. I've tried to get the real poop on what happened, but you can never really get the same story. But you know you've been there. You wanted to do it. Maybe not jump outta a plane, but shit, you wanted to let that 'customer' know that "NO THE CUSTOMER ISN'T ALWAYS RIGHT and they are fucking lucky to still be alive because I'm not quite going postal on them."

If he's been working airlines for 20 years, something tells me he's been a pretty decent host, or he would have been fired years ago. He just reached that point and decided the crap wasn't worth it any more.

Steven, I sure don't blame ya. I'm also glad you chose to go nuts in a way where you managed not to hurt any one (well, besides the 20Gs it will cost to replace the door). I am glad you popped some sleepy eyes open all around the world saying that we are just not going to take too much shit, so watch the fuck out, biatches!

and, thank you for letting me live through you, as I just can't get up the nerve to do anything like this. You got bawls of brass!
Free Steven Slater!

Zombies are Coming!